"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
I genuinely think it’s because Americans think we’re inherently distrustful.
Everybody in the background is in love with Tom Hiddleston
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
Unfortunately this is how I would try to impress the bae…
they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero
its-a me twerkio
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
you are my laptop
my only laptop
you make me happy
when the skies are grey
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
so please dont take
is 4am the new 11pm?
dont ask me about 2009
me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.