poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

khanyoujohnlockndropit:

virtuosovillain:

I genuinely think it’s because Americans think we’re inherently distrustful.

Everybody in the background is in love with Tom Hiddleston

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

behindmyaura:

Unfortunately this is how I would try to impress the bae…

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

its-a me twerkio

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sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

natanpng:

is 4am the new 11pm?

pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

weaklinks:

math

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